I used to wonder, "Why is it too hard to bend over and pick up a naked Barbie doll out of the tub?! And why are all the dolls naked anyway?!"

I'd often ask myself, "Why couldn't that mom have just taken a second to sweep up when her baby was through? Just one second!"

"You mean to tell me she was too busy to even close the cereal box?!"

I've gained a ton of insight with the birth of my second child and the answers to these and many other similar questions, are the wages, Nay! the rewards!!! of we busy mothers of more-than-one.