"I need you to get up and get dressed."

"Why?"

"Because we are going to the gym."

"When?"

"We have to be there in an hour."

"Why?"

"Because I have personal training."

"What?"

"Personal training. It's where I exercise with someone's help."

"Why are we going today?"

"Because my trainer can't meet with me tonight."

"Why not?"

"Because she has to work tonight."

"Why?"

"Because she has to teach a spin class."

"What?"

"A spin class. It's where people exercise on a bikes."

"Why tonight?"

"Because they scheduled extra spin classes tonight."

"Why?"

"Because they canceled the group fitness classes today."

"Why?"

"Because they are refinishing the floors in the group fitness room today."

"Why?"

"Because the floors get messed up."

"How?"

"People carry dirt in on their shoes."

"Why?"

"Well, the dirt just gets stuck in the bottom."

"How?"

"Just go get your clothes on!!!"